Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Unless otherwise stated, the matters disposed to herin are within my knowledge and/or are based on bullshits which i have access, they are true to the best of my knowledge and belief with reference to bullshits in my brain.

Insofar, as i am aware, i am satisfied that in view of the office life which is purportedly alledged to be a more comfortable working environment than army, is in contrary thereto, giving me a significant number of white hair from the first day of work thereon.

Pursuant to the office life as aforesaid, it's is verily suffice to say that the said task assigned to me herein, is to appear online to make a blog post. It is common ground that in any event, should i get caught, my backside would thereafter be smacked or caused to be smacked by my boss (herein referred to as "BOSS!").

I was at all material times, having full access to internet, which i, in furtherance of the said access, post or caused to be posted this retarded post. For the avoidance of doubt as to whether or not i am going crazy, i am compelled to give forthwith evidence to prove the same.

"Shenglong is retarded and should seek medical treatment".
~me~ at 8:01 AM